1 00:00:06,774 --> 00:00:08,309 What's up, cuz? 2 00:00:08,376 --> 00:00:09,810 Oh! 3 00:00:09,877 --> 00:00:10,844 What you doing? Get out! 4 00:00:10,911 --> 00:00:12,080 Get out! Get out! 5 00:00:12,146 --> 00:00:14,515 I told you, open-- Open the door. 6 00:00:16,117 --> 00:00:17,718 Shoot. What's Your problem, man? 7 00:00:17,785 --> 00:00:20,188 Why are you gonna do Your favorite cousin Like that? 8 00:00:20,254 --> 00:00:23,791 You know very well you are Not my favorite cousin, 9 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:25,993 Mr. Cornelius eugene urkel. 10 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:27,861 I told you never To call me that. 11 00:00:27,928 --> 00:00:31,065 Oh, are you still going By that ridiculous moniker, 12 00:00:31,132 --> 00:00:32,933 Original gansta dawg? 13 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,835 That's o.G.D. To you, 14 00:00:34,902 --> 00:00:36,870 And I dropped the urkel. 15 00:00:36,937 --> 00:00:38,206 How could you? 16 00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:40,841 The urkel name has Such a long, proud heritage. 17 00:00:40,908 --> 00:00:45,346 In swahili, it means, "Rejoice, a giraffe Is downwind." 18 00:00:45,413 --> 00:00:47,648 Man, get out Of my face with that. 19 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:53,020 So, o.G.D., what Brings you to chicago? 20 00:00:53,087 --> 00:00:55,489 Yo, I felt in the mood To flow with my cuz. 21 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:56,790 I thought We'd kick it a bit. 22 00:00:56,857 --> 00:00:58,292 Ha! 23 00:01:01,262 --> 00:01:03,997 You want money, right? 24 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,566 4 gs. 25 00:01:05,633 --> 00:01:07,901 $4,000? 26 00:01:07,968 --> 00:01:09,370 Yo, hey, I got Into a little trouble 27 00:01:09,437 --> 00:01:11,071 With this dude Named fresh squeeze. 28 00:01:11,139 --> 00:01:12,873 He loaned me some money To buy a new stereo. 29 00:01:12,940 --> 00:01:15,276 I paid him back. 20% interest, too. 30 00:01:15,343 --> 00:01:16,977 Well, what's The problem? 31 00:01:17,044 --> 00:01:18,812 Now he wants 600%. 32 00:01:18,879 --> 00:01:20,281 Well, here's a thought: 33 00:01:20,348 --> 00:01:23,717 This fresh squeeze fella Just might be A loan shark. 34 00:01:23,784 --> 00:01:26,086 Look, steve, if I don't get this money, 35 00:01:26,154 --> 00:01:29,690 Fresh squeeze is gonna Press the juice out of me. 36 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:30,924 Well, I'm sorry, O.G.D. 37 00:01:30,991 --> 00:01:32,460 I don't have That kind of moola. 38 00:01:32,526 --> 00:01:34,795 You're gonna have to Figure this one out On your own. 39 00:01:34,862 --> 00:01:38,799 I'm off to visit Our uncle Admiral omar urkel. 40 00:01:38,866 --> 00:01:42,102 He's gonna let me Spend a few days on A nuclear submarine. 41 00:01:42,170 --> 00:01:43,371 So can I stay here While you gone? 42 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:45,873 You can't Even stay here While I'm here. 43 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:47,675 Now let's go. 44 00:02:06,059 --> 00:02:08,762 [hip-hop music blaring] 45 00:02:28,316 --> 00:02:29,650 Hey, steve. 46 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:31,552 Another new look? 47 00:02:31,619 --> 00:02:34,054 Not bad. 48 00:02:34,121 --> 00:02:35,356 Thanks, boo, 49 00:02:35,423 --> 00:02:37,925 But I ain't steve. 50 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:39,159 Well, then who are you, 51 00:02:39,227 --> 00:02:41,429 And what are you doing In my house? 52 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:45,032 Ha ha. I'm o.G.D., Steve's cousin From detroit. 53 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:46,734 Ha ha. Wait, wait, wait. 54 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:50,003 You're actually Related to steve? 55 00:02:50,070 --> 00:02:51,372 Hey, man, I'm 3j, 56 00:02:51,439 --> 00:02:54,442 And you look way too cool To be an urkel. 57 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:57,545 I'm eddie, but you Can call me e-dub. 58 00:02:57,611 --> 00:03:00,013 Word. Ahh. 59 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:01,449 And you... 60 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:04,852 Must be the legendary Laura winslow. 61 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:06,153 Oh, yeah. Steve was right. 62 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:08,856 You are finer Than halle berry. 63 00:03:08,922 --> 00:03:12,760 Mm-hmm, and I bet You got more lines Than the phone company. 64 00:03:14,362 --> 00:03:16,864 Well, what does O.G.D. Stand for? 65 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:18,766 Original gansta dawg. 66 00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:21,635 Your mama name you that? 67 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:23,371 No, I did, 68 00:03:23,437 --> 00:03:25,373 Right after My mama left me. 69 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:27,541 I was raised By my grandma. 70 00:03:27,608 --> 00:03:29,610 So did steve Let you in? 71 00:03:29,677 --> 00:03:32,980 Yeah. He said It'd be straight If I crashed here for 72. 72 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:33,981 You feeling me? 73 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,082 Excuse me? 74 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:37,117 Uh, mama, I believe that... 75 00:03:37,184 --> 00:03:38,619 O.G.D. Wants To know if it's okay 76 00:03:38,686 --> 00:03:40,521 If he stays here For the weekend. 77 00:03:40,588 --> 00:03:43,123 I guess since he's Steve's cousin... 78 00:03:43,190 --> 00:03:44,692 He can stay For the night. 79 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:46,427 Yeah. Good. 80 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,568 Hey, 3j must Really like you. 81 00:03:54,635 --> 00:03:57,137 He's loaning you His dinosaur pillow. 82 00:03:57,204 --> 00:03:58,839 Of course he likes me. 83 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:01,141 What's not to like? 84 00:04:01,208 --> 00:04:04,578 Oh, baby got back! 85 00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:08,949 Yeah? Well, Baby got fist, too. 86 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:12,620 Now, see... 87 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:15,155 Why you have to Be so mean? 88 00:04:15,222 --> 00:04:16,390 I'm not mean. 89 00:04:16,457 --> 00:04:18,492 Look, I even brought you An extra blanket. 90 00:04:18,559 --> 00:04:20,561 Girl, you got me So hot, 91 00:04:20,628 --> 00:04:22,530 I don't need No blanket. 92 00:04:24,832 --> 00:04:26,233 [sighs] 93 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:28,268 Why are you so bad? 94 00:04:28,336 --> 00:04:29,903 'cause I'm So good at it. 95 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:32,373 Oh, do you think so? 96 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:34,375 Oh, I know so. 97 00:04:34,442 --> 00:04:36,710 Now, when you Gonna stop playing These games 98 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:39,146 And give me Some play? 99 00:04:39,212 --> 00:04:41,715 Look, o.G.D. 100 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:44,518 I'm trying to decide Between 2 guys, 101 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:47,455 And, babes, If I were looking, 102 00:04:47,521 --> 00:04:49,022 You're not my type. 103 00:04:49,089 --> 00:04:51,191 Oh, really? And, uh... 104 00:04:51,258 --> 00:04:52,993 What's your type? 105 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:57,030 Well, guys with their names On credit cards, 106 00:04:57,097 --> 00:05:01,502 Not their arms. 107 00:05:01,569 --> 00:05:03,371 Oh, you got jokes. 108 00:05:03,437 --> 00:05:09,209 Oh, yes, I do. 109 00:05:09,276 --> 00:05:12,312 Well, you see, I ain't trying To put you on lockdown. 110 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:13,481 Okay? 111 00:05:13,547 --> 00:05:15,983 Just give a brother Some love. 112 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:18,419 I am a guest. 113 00:05:18,486 --> 00:05:20,053 Alright. Look... 114 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:21,522 Missy elliott's Performing 115 00:05:21,589 --> 00:05:24,091 At the sizzle club Tomorrow night. You want to come? 116 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:27,194 Mmm. I'm down. 117 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:28,929 But we're just Going as friends. 118 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:30,431 This is not a date. 119 00:05:34,234 --> 00:05:37,738 Friends can be Lovers, too, you know? 120 00:05:37,805 --> 00:05:39,973 You know, That's really catchy. 121 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:43,677 You should put that On your other arm. 122 00:05:43,744 --> 00:05:45,879 I like her. I like her. 123 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:52,319 What's up, o.G.? 124 00:05:52,386 --> 00:05:55,255 Hey, 3j, What's happening, Little man? 125 00:05:55,322 --> 00:05:56,490 Nothing. 126 00:05:56,557 --> 00:05:58,225 Got this dope cd For you, man. 127 00:05:58,291 --> 00:05:59,259 It's off the hook. 128 00:05:59,326 --> 00:06:01,495 Oh, bro, thanks. 129 00:06:01,562 --> 00:06:04,732 Yo, yo, yo, I got A cd for you, too. 130 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:05,699 Really? 131 00:06:05,766 --> 00:06:09,069 And, these brothers, They keep it real. 132 00:06:09,136 --> 00:06:11,371 Oh, thanks, man. 133 00:06:11,439 --> 00:06:13,040 Dang. 134 00:06:13,106 --> 00:06:15,443 Your tattoos Are all that. 135 00:06:15,509 --> 00:06:18,145 I would get me one, But, uh... 136 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:20,714 I hate needles. 137 00:06:20,781 --> 00:06:24,217 Well, you know, a real man Can handle the pain. 138 00:06:24,284 --> 00:06:27,320 I can handle the pain. 139 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:28,756 Oh, you think so? 140 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:29,723 Yep. 141 00:06:29,790 --> 00:06:32,893 Well, uh, let's see What you got. Oh. 142 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:34,828 Oh, now I'm gonna Whup you like Your mama used to do. 143 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,296 Oh, wait. Don't get me started. 144 00:06:36,363 --> 00:06:37,330 Don't get me started. 145 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,399 Don't get it start-- Oh! Oh! 146 00:06:39,467 --> 00:06:41,569 Don't get it started. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. 147 00:06:41,635 --> 00:06:42,970 Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Watch the elbow. 148 00:06:43,036 --> 00:06:47,007 Watch the elbow. Don't walk into that, now. 149 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:48,476 Whoop. 150 00:06:48,542 --> 00:06:50,444 Oh. Who called 5-0? 151 00:06:51,579 --> 00:06:53,714 That's mr. W. He lives here. 152 00:06:53,781 --> 00:06:56,584 Oh. Ain't nobody Say anything 153 00:06:56,650 --> 00:06:58,519 About no cops Living here. 154 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:01,822 Well--ha ha... 155 00:07:04,224 --> 00:07:07,060 Who do we have here? 156 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:08,929 Mr. W., this is o.G.D., 157 00:07:08,996 --> 00:07:10,430 Steve's cool cousin. 158 00:07:10,498 --> 00:07:11,899 He's staying with us. 159 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:13,767 Oh, really? Heh heh. 160 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:19,807 So where you from, O.--you know. 161 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:23,911 Detroit. 162 00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:25,913 Detroit. Oh. 163 00:07:25,979 --> 00:07:27,681 Are you in school? 164 00:07:27,748 --> 00:07:29,049 Nope. 165 00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:31,619 Well, why not? 166 00:07:31,685 --> 00:07:35,122 Yo, money, what's With the third degree? 167 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:38,726 Well, first of all, The name is mr. Winslow, Not money, 168 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:41,161 And second of all, I think I have the right 169 00:07:41,228 --> 00:07:45,966 To know a little bit About the people who Are staying in my house. 170 00:07:46,033 --> 00:07:48,435 But, mr. W.-- Hmm? 171 00:07:48,502 --> 00:07:49,837 O.G.D.'s legit. 172 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:51,872 I mean, we've been Kicking it all day. 173 00:07:51,939 --> 00:07:53,541 He even gave me This cool cd. 174 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:57,477 Oh, yeah? Let's see that. 175 00:07:57,545 --> 00:07:59,379 Now, 3j... 176 00:07:59,446 --> 00:08:02,049 Now, you know That I do not approve 177 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:03,784 Of this kind of music. 178 00:08:03,851 --> 00:08:05,485 I do not Want you listening 179 00:08:05,553 --> 00:08:08,388 To lyrics that Put down the police. 180 00:08:08,455 --> 00:08:11,859 What's the matter? You don't want the kid To hear the truth? 181 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:15,328 I think it's about time You head on up To bed now, huh? 182 00:08:15,395 --> 00:08:16,630 Alright. 183 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:18,098 Night, homey. 184 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:20,601 Night, little man. 185 00:08:20,668 --> 00:08:23,103 Now, looky here. Uh... 186 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:24,404 You are not my son, 187 00:08:24,471 --> 00:08:27,875 So I can't tell you What kind of lyrics To listen to, 188 00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:30,578 But as long As you're in this house, 189 00:08:30,644 --> 00:08:35,182 This--this kind of music Is off-limits. 190 00:08:35,248 --> 00:08:36,650 Now, that's censorship. 191 00:08:36,717 --> 00:08:38,686 What about My freedom of speech? 192 00:08:38,752 --> 00:08:40,721 Well, now, son, You know, you are free 193 00:08:40,788 --> 00:08:44,291 To speak whatever You want to out there, 194 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:45,759 But when you're In this house, 195 00:08:45,826 --> 00:08:48,061 I will not tolerate Disrespect. 196 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:50,463 You see, I'm an officer Of the law, 197 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,465 And I'm very, Very proud of it. 198 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:53,801 I work for the people. 199 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:56,604 I serve and protect them. 200 00:08:56,670 --> 00:08:57,738 Not people like me. 201 00:08:57,805 --> 00:08:59,272 'cause I can't go anywhere 202 00:08:59,339 --> 00:09:03,677 Without cops like you Harassin' me For no good reason. 203 00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:06,880 Maybe if you didn't Come off like a criminal... 204 00:09:09,416 --> 00:09:11,952 You wouldn't be Treated like one. 205 00:09:12,019 --> 00:09:14,254 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who you calling A criminal? 206 00:09:14,321 --> 00:09:15,623 Son, step back Off of me, now. 207 00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:17,090 No. You gonna Touch my pants, 208 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:18,792 And you gonna Call me a criminal! 209 00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:21,294 Hey, what's going on Down here? 210 00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:23,964 What's going on Down here is Police harassment. 211 00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:25,866 What? Carl, what Is he talking about? 212 00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:27,367 Harriette, I do not Trust this kid. 213 00:09:27,434 --> 00:09:28,335 But, carl-- 214 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:29,536 And since When did we 215 00:09:29,603 --> 00:09:32,673 Start opening up Our home To hoodlums? 216 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:34,742 Well, he's not a hoodlum. He's steve's cousin. 217 00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:36,409 Well, I don't care Who he is. 218 00:09:36,476 --> 00:09:37,444 He got to go. 219 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:38,478 Carl! 220 00:09:38,545 --> 00:09:39,913 Bet! I'm gone! 221 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:42,449 Carl, we can't send A kid out in the street-- 222 00:09:42,515 --> 00:09:44,685 This is not a kid! This is a man! 223 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:47,154 And this man Can take care of himself! 224 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:48,321 No diggity! 225 00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:49,589 Now, wait a minute. 226 00:09:49,657 --> 00:09:51,024 You two are Being ridiculous. 227 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:52,693 The only thing Ridiculous 228 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,828 Is this wild-haired Little gangster 229 00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:56,664 Sassin' me In my own living room! 230 00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:58,298 Hey, I'm just speakin' The truth, 231 00:09:58,365 --> 00:10:00,300 And you can't take it. 232 00:10:03,771 --> 00:10:05,238 Carl! Carl! Where you going?! 233 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:08,842 I'm going out Before I do something That I might regret. 234 00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:12,680 Oh. 235 00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:13,947 You listen to me, Young man. 236 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:15,248 If you're gonna Stay in my house, 237 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:17,951 You better check That attitude At the door! 238 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:36,937 Hello, carl. 239 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:39,973 Feeling A little calmer now? 240 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,608 Yeah, yeah. 241 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:43,110 I just kept walking Around the block 242 00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:44,878 Until I cooled off. 243 00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:46,680 Carl, you were gone For 2 hours. 244 00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:48,916 I was pretty steamed, Harriette. 245 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:51,651 That kid really Got under my skin. 246 00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:55,455 Honey, I can understand Why you're so upset. 247 00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:57,457 I mean, he's a... 248 00:10:57,524 --> 00:11:00,393 Very confused Young man. 249 00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:02,662 That kid is trouble, Harriette. 250 00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:04,431 Carl, you stormed Out of here 251 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:08,668 Before I could tell you That I called o.G.D.'s Grandmother in detroit. 252 00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:12,806 Mmm. What's her name, u.P.S.? 253 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:14,842 Honey, she's A very sweet lady, 254 00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:17,677 And she says that o.G.D. Is a good kid. 255 00:11:17,745 --> 00:11:20,881 It's just that he Hasn't had an easy life. 256 00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:23,650 He is a thug, harriette. 257 00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:26,954 He lives the lifestyle Of a gangster, 258 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,089 And gangsters hate cops. 259 00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:31,691 Well, carl, Unfortunately, Where he comes from, 260 00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:33,861 The police Are considered The enemy, 261 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:35,796 So he doesn't Trust cops. 262 00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:37,530 But you can change All that. 263 00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:38,598 How? 264 00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:40,033 By showing him That most police 265 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:43,003 Are decent, Fair people. 266 00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:47,040 But, harriette, Aren't you just A little bit concerned 267 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:51,311 That he might have A negative influence On richie and 3j? 268 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:52,980 You know, carl, 269 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,983 He hasn't had The advantages that Our kids have had, 270 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:59,386 And so, yeah, He's a little rough Around the edges, 271 00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:01,321 But let's Be optimistic. 272 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:05,325 Instead of worrying That o.G.D. Will Rub off on the kids, 273 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:08,395 Let's just hope That we rub off On him. 274 00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:12,732 Oh, well. 275 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:19,539 [mumbles] 276 00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:21,374 Yeah. Ha ha. 277 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:25,512 [hip-hop music plays] 278 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:28,215 Oh, yeah. This place Is slammin'. 279 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:29,983 Yeah. They get All the best Artists. 280 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:33,753 Not to mention The ratio of homeys To honeys is 3-1. 281 00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:36,289 Ha ha. Well, I don't care What the odds are, 282 00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:39,659 'cause you know the e-dub Always gets his share. 283 00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:42,029 Oh, yeah. 1, 2, 1, 2. 284 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,663 Is everybody ready to party? 285 00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:45,198 [cheering] 286 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,834 Make some noise. Make some noise. 287 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:49,469 Give it up for the hottest Rap artist around, 288 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,839 Missy "Misdemeanor" elliott. 289 00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:53,106 Let's hear it. 290 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:54,942 * hey, yo, you know what? * 291 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:58,611 * me am super fly, Super-duper fly, ha * 292 00:12:58,678 --> 00:13:01,414 * hey, yo, hey, yo, Hey, yo * 293 00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:03,450 * ahh, ahh, ahh * 294 00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:04,952 * yo, yo, yo, yo * 295 00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:07,020 * uh-huh, We are super fly * 296 00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:09,756 * fly, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh * 297 00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:10,858 * say what? * 298 00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:12,492 * say what? * 299 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:13,994 * say what? Uh-huh * 300 00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:16,830 * I was lookin' For affection, uh-huh * 301 00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:20,033 * so I decided to go * 302 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,936 * swingin' in my direction, Say what? * 303 00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:25,839 * I'll be out of control, Uhh * 304 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:28,909 * let's take it To perfection, uh-huh * 305 00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:31,678 * just you and me, uh-huh * 306 00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:34,614 * let's see if you can Bring, bring, bring * 307 00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:37,017 * the nasty out of me * 308 00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:38,718 * n-n-now sock it to me * 309 00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:40,087 * ooh, ahh * 310 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,722 * sock it to me Like you want to-o * 311 00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:45,926 * I can take it like a pro, You know, uh-huh * 312 00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:48,828 * do a long throw with The backstroke, uh-huh * 313 00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:51,965 * my hormones jumpin' Like a disco, yeah * 314 00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:54,868 * I'll be poppin' nasty Like some crisco * 315 00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:57,070 * and all you gotta say Is let's go * 316 00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:59,272 * uh, what'd you say? Yeah * 317 00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:02,542 [music playing] 318 00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:10,183 [doorbell ringing] 319 00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:19,592 Can I help you? 320 00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:21,028 I'm looking for o.G.D. 321 00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:25,798 Oh, well, he's not here. 322 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:26,934 Who are you? 323 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,903 I'm fresh squeeze. 324 00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:32,839 And your boy Owes me some money. 325 00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:36,843 Well, first of all, squeeze-- 326 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,912 He's not my boy. 327 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,948 Okay, let me make this Easy for you. 328 00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:43,050 You tell me where he is, 329 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:45,218 Or I collect the money from you. 330 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:48,956 Well, since you Put it that way 331 00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:52,159 Let me take you To where he is. 332 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,494 How many cows did it take To make that coat? 333 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:56,296 ?? Took to make that belt. 334 00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:57,430 Mm-hmm. 335 00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:09,943 Yeah, this is my jam Right here. 336 00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:11,811 Come on, girl. Let's dance. 337 00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:13,246 No, thanks. I'm kind of tired. 338 00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:15,782 Well, I'm tired, too. 339 00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:18,151 I'm tired Of all these games. 340 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:21,154 Now, when you gonna Give me some play? 341 00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:22,755 When you get some game. 342 00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:25,392 I know the women in detroit Don't fall for Those tired lines. 343 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,894 Oh, but, baby, You not knowing? 344 00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:31,498 The ladies Love some o.G.D. 345 00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:34,334 Well, not as much As o.G.D. Loves o.G.D. 346 00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:37,304 Ooh. Ouch. You went there. 347 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:40,240 Yeah, I did. 348 00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:41,408 Excuse me. 349 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,610 Laura, will you go To the ladies' room With me? 350 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,112 I don't have to go, 351 00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:47,647 But I will by the time We get to the front Of the line. 352 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,550 [cell phone rings] 353 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,555 [ring] 354 00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:58,558 Who this? 355 00:15:58,625 --> 00:15:59,993 Who is this? 356 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,894 Depends on What you sellin'. 357 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:06,833 Well, I'd like To talk to laura. This is her man, stefan. 358 00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:08,701 Oh, really? 359 00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:09,936 Well, tell me Something. 360 00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:11,304 If you her man, 361 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:13,573 Why is she out With me tonight? 362 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,042 Could you Give me a sec? 363 00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:16,576 Look, I don't Have time for jokes. 364 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,711 I have to be On the runway In 5 minutes. 365 00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:20,180 Now, who is this? 366 00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:23,450 This is o.G.D., Steve's cousin From detroit. 367 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:26,553 Well, o.G.D., Would you please Put laura on the phone? 368 00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:28,655 I'm calling long distance From italy. 369 00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:29,989 Oh, one second, Bro. 370 00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:31,758 I'm gonna Let you holler At my man tone. 371 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,494 Yes. Tone? Who is tone? 372 00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:46,039 [telephone rings] 373 00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:53,280 Hello. Civilian observer Urkel speaking. 374 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,148 Steve, this is stefan. 375 00:16:55,215 --> 00:17:00,620 What is with This bizarre cousin Of yours, o.G.D.? 376 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:01,921 Huh? 377 00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:03,323 Well, he stopped By the house 378 00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,758 A couple of days ago, Begging for a handout, 379 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,026 But I kicked His keister 380 00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:08,295 Every which way But loose. 381 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,963 Really? Well, he's Back for the weekend, 382 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,300 And get this: He's hitting on laura. 383 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:14,534 Whoa! 384 00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:17,036 [siren] 385 00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:23,276 Steve? 386 00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:25,044 Just a sec, stefan. 387 00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:31,718 Uh...Captain... 388 00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,386 I did it again. 389 00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,922 You might want to Self-destruct that baby. 390 00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:37,457 My bad. 391 00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:42,262 Whoo. I hope those things Aren't expensive. 392 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:49,469 Alright, stefan, Back to important matters. 393 00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:52,805 Let's conference call This o.G.D. 394 00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:05,718 Man, what Do you want? 395 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:09,189 Cornelius eugene urkel, 396 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:11,724 What in high holy heck Are you up to? 397 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:14,594 Nothin', man. Just Hangin' out with laura. 398 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:18,231 Well, I want you and your Dreadful do back in detroit. 399 00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:21,501 And you can go back on a bus or In a box. 400 00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:22,935 It's up to you. 401 00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:24,537 Oh, that's big talk From a dude 402 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,072 All the way In italy. 403 00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:28,441 Oh, oh, oh, Well, I'm not in italy, 404 00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:31,778 And I can be home By tomorrow morning. 405 00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,480 [siren] 406 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:38,885 Darn. 407 00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:49,128 Hey, daddy. 408 00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:52,165 Hey. How was The concert? 409 00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:53,566 Oh, missy Was the bomb. 410 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,835 I'm assuming that That's a good thing. 411 00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,437 Yes. I am exhausted. 412 00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:58,738 I'll see you guys In the morning. 413 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:03,910 Okay. Night. 414 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,312 Night. 415 00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:09,949 Goodnight... 416 00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:11,418 Cornelius. 417 00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:20,092 So, um, c.O.D., Can I have a word With you? 418 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:23,230 What, man? You gonna Shake me down again? 419 00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:24,431 I just wanted To let you know 420 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:28,701 That your friend... Squeeze stopped by. 421 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,169 Oh, yo, I'm outta here. 422 00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:32,038 Ahem. You don't Have to run. 423 00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:33,940 You're safe here. 424 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,875 You don't know Squeeze, man. 425 00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:37,677 I ain't safe Anywhere. 426 00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:39,078 Yeah, well, I had a little talk 427 00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:41,681 With your friend squeeze, And, uh... 428 00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:43,683 He won't be Bothering you anymore. 429 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,918 Well, what'd you do, Pay him off? 430 00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:48,154 Better. I locked him up. 431 00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:50,022 Serious? 432 00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:51,190 Well, I recognized him. 433 00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:53,560 He used to operate Here in chicago, 434 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:58,064 And he left town When we put A warrant out on him. 435 00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:59,532 Well, how'd you get The drop on him? 436 00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:01,668 Squeeze is A dangerous dude. 437 00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:04,103 Well, I told him I was taking him To see you, 438 00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:05,338 And on the way To the sizzle club, 439 00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:07,574 We made a little detour To the precinct. 440 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,076 You should have seen him When about 5 cops 441 00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:13,480 Surrounded my car And said, "Surprise." 442 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:14,881 Cool! 443 00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:19,652 You know, I'm gonna... 444 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:22,355 I'm gonna get my stuff Together and... 445 00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:24,757 I'll be out of here In the morning. 446 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:27,860 Well, now, you know, There's no rush. 447 00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:30,630 You can stay A little longer If you like. 448 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:34,967 Hey, thanks. 449 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:37,437 You alright, mr. W. 450 00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:44,243 So are you, o.G...D. 451 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,319 [carl laughs] 452 00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:04,831 Man, I don't want You to leave. 453 00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:08,301 There's so much I can learn from you. 454 00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:10,002 I need you, o.G. 455 00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:14,607 Know what, 3j? 456 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:17,510 Everything you need is Right here in this house. 457 00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:20,079 You got a family That loves you. 458 00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:21,714 That's all that matters. 459 00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:27,420 Aha! There you are! 460 00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:37,430 Yeah, what's up, steve? 461 00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:39,732 You've been messing With my woman, 462 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:42,702 And now you're About to meet this Swabbie's wrath. 463 00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:50,877 Hey, uh, look... 464 00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:51,778 I'm gonna be out. 465 00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:53,946 I'll catch y'all On the flip side. 466 00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:55,582 Oh, well, In that case, 467 00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,316 Make love, Not war. 468 00:21:57,384 --> 00:21:59,151 Live long And prosper. 469 00:21:59,218 --> 00:22:00,787 23 skidoo. 470 00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:05,425 Yeah, I'm gonna Holler at you. 471 00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:06,426 Okay, dude. 472 00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:08,595 [stammering] 473 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:10,397 I thought that was Pretty cool.